a collection of things not retroTumblr (3.0; @notretro)http://notretro.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mf96bu5v1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>apparently these folks are just selling everything in their house.</p> <p><span>tuscan, rustic, pottery barn, C2, land of nod, west elm, anthropologie, z gallerie</span><br/><span>retro, vintage, midcentury, shabby chic, french country, contemporary, moving</span><br/><span>divorce, horchow, restoration hardware, crate and barrel, world market</span><br/><span>industrial, reduced, must sell, last chance, ikea</span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29764846773http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29764846773Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:57:55 -0500not vintagenot retronot antiqueRetroreproductionuglygarage salevintagecraigslist funstuff for salejunk for salewhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mf69FJYw1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>and their back, posting their house full of average-american-nonretro fare. </p> <p>“<span>tuscan, rustic, pottery barn, C2, land of nod, west elm, anthropologie, z gallerie</span></p> <p><span>retro, vintage, midcentury, shabby chic, french country, contemporary, moving</span><br/><span>divorce, horchow, restoration hardware, crate and barrel, world market</span><br/><span>industrial, reduced, must sell, last chance, ikea</span><span> ”</span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29697894967http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29697894967Sat, 18 Aug 2012 11:59:29 -0500RetroreproductionuglygrosssmarmsmarmyhumorSnarksnarkysillycraigslistcraigslist funsalegarage salewhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mf3bwyKL1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh heavens to betsy</p> <p>“<span>tuscan, rustic, pottery barn, C2, land of nod, west elm, anthropologie, z gallerie</span></p> <p><span></span><span>retro, vintage, midcentury, shabby chic, french country, contemporary, moving</span></p> <p><span>divorce, horchow, restoration hardware, crate and barrel, world market</span></p> <p><span>industrial, reduced, must sell, last chance, ikea</span><span> ” - 9 of these places wouldn’t even sneeze at something like this!</span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29628522805http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29628522805Fri, 17 Aug 2012 11:57:00 -0500not vintagenot retronot antiqueRetroreproductionuglyhumorsmarmsmarmySnarksnarkywoofwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mezfW8FG1rcqfwro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>okay, I know it’s sort of retro… but they want $500 for it… I mean come on! Ugly retro sure does have a high price tag. </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29558452472http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29558452472Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:00:56 -0500uglycraigslistcraigslist funchairretronot retronot vintagenot antiquesmarmsmarmySnarksnarkyhumorsillyfunnywhippedupwonderful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8meufVTUV1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I promise, it is not retro if you are just tired of it. </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29487803623http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29487803623Wed, 15 Aug 2012 11:49:42 -0500sillyretronot retrohumoursmarmsnarksnakrysmarmycommentarycraigslistcraigslist funwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mepgGIW71rcqfwro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Authentic macrame lion from the 1970’s for a retro look. ”</span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p><span>Ugly is timeless</span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29415739498http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29415739498Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:56:35 -0500retronot retrosarcasmsillyhumourwhippedupwonderful“Size 10 Retro 5 “Metallic 5” Jordan’s for sale. $250 my price. No low...http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29343984133http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29343984133Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:58:00 -0500stolennot retronot vintagesarcasmhumorsillysmarmsmarmysnarkwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8me46BfLd1rcqfwro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>and I quote “<span>gothic modern retro victorian anthropologie urban outfitters elegant z gallerie wisteria shabby chic”</span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p><span>how about “none of the above”</span></p> <p><span>please click through to see their collection of junk, and then a photo of a bed not mentioned anywhere in the post.. (?)</span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29271140752http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/29271140752Sun, 12 Aug 2012 11:54:21 -0500gothic modern retro victorian anthropologie urban outfitters elegant z gallerie wisteria shabby chicgothicmodernretronot retronot vintagenot antiquevintagesarcasmfunnycraigslistcraigslist funfunsalegarage salewhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w60flGMe1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>dear eyes,</p> <p>F U</p> <p>sincerely,</p> <p>this craigslist post </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28988261862http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28988261862Wed, 08 Aug 2012 12:00:16 -0500coachinterior designnot retroretrovintagewtfwthwhat the hellblurry photowhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w5tudyG81rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>just stop it right now. </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28915921921http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28915921921Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:51:04 -0500not retroretromicrowave?what the hellwthwtfvintagenot vintagephotossmarmycommentaryopinionwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7se35QKuZ1rcqfwro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>nope.</p> <p>not antique.</p> <p>nor vintage.</p> <p>nor retro. </p> <p>double checks on ugly though… was it before or after the careful priming & taping of a wall do you tell yourself “i want my wall color to be seizure inducing”.</p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28843355777http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28843355777Mon, 06 Aug 2012 11:57:50 -0500not retronot vintagenot antiqueuglyseizurei think i just went blindwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sdqho2w01rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the accepted use of ‘antique’ is anything 100 years or older. </p> <p>also, you just triggered my vertigo, thx. </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28772394694http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28772394694Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:58:59 -0500learn to take a picturenot antiquenot retrodefinitely vintagevintagevertigowhy am i looking at my monitor sidewayswhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7scszrlou1rcqfwro1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7scszrlou1rcqfwro3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>…i’ll give you a minute…</p> <p>because the folks of the gothic/victorian eras wanted their berries blended like a boss. </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28705492913http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28705492913Sat, 04 Aug 2012 11:55:34 -0500wtfnot retronot vintageshamelesswhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sacsBfqO1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>use the term “art deco” with reverence please. </p> <p>i’d also like to draw your attention to :</p> <p><span>Down filled! = Classy!</span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28635721929http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28635721929Fri, 03 Aug 2012 11:49:45 -0500Down filled! = Classy!art decoawfuluglynot retronot vintagepinksofainterior designwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sb3yuSHZ1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<span> </span><span>reminds me of the 50’s” </span><span> </span><span>≠ retro</span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p><span>pier 1 is, like, so totally retro. </span></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28563432843http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28563432843Thu, 02 Aug 2012 11:54:41 -0500reproductionnot retronot vintagevintage≠pier 1ratanoh fugging ratanwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7saox5tbF1rcqfwro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’d like to draw your attention to the selling point </p> <h2>“Gucci-esque”</h2> <p>i’m going to wrap myself in layers of fabric and call myself “de la Renta-esque” and see if it sticks. </p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28491256650http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28491256650Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:59:46 -0500okay so this may be vintage shoot menot retrocheesymarketing is everythingwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sah38Nr61rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h3 class="r g0"><span><em>re·pro·duc·tion</em></span><span>/ˌrēprəˈdəkSHən/</span></h3> <div id="sound_flash"></div> <div class="s">Noun:<ol><li>The action or process of making a copy of something.</li> </ol></div></p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28418124129http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28418124129Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:51:08 -0500reproductionlet me break this downnot retoshabby chicwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sbasmdFe1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>nuh-uh</p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28343788127http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28343788127Mon, 30 Jul 2012 11:53:58 -050090s aint retronot retrowalmart huh?not vintagevintagesmarmyi'm such a jerkcraigslist funcraigslistwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sbhcYfBb1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you say </p> <h2>REDUCED!</h2> <p>i say</p> <p>‘vomit’</p> <p>(also, so it’s retro, shoot me. it was just too ugly to pass up)</p> <p><UPDATE></p> <p>apparently it’s been sold. which one of you owns this delightful nugget of the mid to late 70s?</p>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28271216885http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28271216885Sun, 29 Jul 2012 11:51:00 -0500not retronot vintageretrosarcasmscaryuglyso shoot meit's vintageblehwhippedupwonderful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sbdtI1Mk1rcqfwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the irony is too heavy… </p> <h2>“VINTAGE” LIKE NEW-COUCH & CHAIRS”</h2>http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28204195135http://notretro.tumblr.com/post/28204195135Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:57:53 -0500not vintagenot retroretrovintagereproductionlet me break this downironysmarmycommentarysmarmsnarksnarkyinterior designeditorialcraigslistridiculehumorwhippedupwonderful