not retro

apparently these folks are just selling everything in their house.

tuscan, rustic, pottery barn, C2, land of nod, west elm, anthropologie, z gallerie
retro, vintage, midcentury, shabby chic, french country, contemporary, moving
divorce, horchow, restoration hardware, crate and barrel, world market
industrial, reduced, must sell, last chance, ikea

and their back, posting their house full of average-american-nonretro fare. 

“tuscan, rustic, pottery barn, C2, land of nod, west elm, anthropologie, z gallerie

retro, vintage, midcentury, shabby chic, french country, contemporary, moving
divorce, horchow, restoration hardware, crate and barrel, world market
industrial, reduced, must sell, last chance, ikea ”

oh heavens to betsy

“tuscan, rustic, pottery barn, C2, land of nod, west elm, anthropologie, z gallerie

retro, vintage, midcentury, shabby chic, french country, contemporary, moving

divorce, horchow, restoration hardware, crate and barrel, world market

industrial, reduced, must sell, last chance, ikea ” - 9 of these places wouldn’t even sneeze at something like this!

okay, I know it’s sort of retro… but they want $500 for it… I mean come on! Ugly retro sure does have a high price tag. 

I promise, it is not retro if you are just tired of it. 

“Authentic macrame lion from the 1970’s for a retro look. ”

Ugly is timeless

and I quote “gothic modern retro victorian anthropologie urban outfitters elegant z gallerie wisteria shabby chic”

how about “none of the above”

please click through to see their collection of junk, and then a photo of a bed not mentioned anywhere in the post.. (?)

dear eyes,

F U

sincerely,

this craigslist post 

just stop it right now.